Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.
I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess.
I detest acting because it is sheer drudgery.
A frozen daiquiri of a scorching afternoon is soothing. It makes living more tolerable.
Don't think this has taught me a lesson !