Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.