Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

I'm not at my best when I moralize or philosophize. Logic is elusive, especially to one who so rarely uses it.

I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it.

There is less in this than meets the eye.