Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.
I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'
My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.