If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

I'm not childless, darling. I am childfree.

Acting is a form of confession.

There have only been two authentic geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare and I think you'd better put Shakespeare first, darling.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.