If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

[On being asked in her later years if she were Tallulah:] I'm what's left of her, dahling.

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.