If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.

Don't be taken in by the guff that critics are killing the theater. Commonly they sin on the side of enthusiasm. Too often they give their blessing to trash.

I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.

For acting, darlings, is the world's most perilous trade. Compared with actors, steeple jacks and deep-sea divers lead snug and placid lives.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.