Bette [Davis] and I are good friends. There's nothing I wouldn't say to her face - both of them.

Going down on a woman gives me a stiff neck, going down on a man gives me lockjaw and conventional sex gives me claustrophobia.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

Don't be taken in by the guff that critics are killing the theater. Commonly they sin on the side of enthusiasm. Too often they give their blessing to trash.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.