A Republican. A Republican. That's worse than being a goddamned Communist!
In the theater lying is looked upon as an occupational disease.
Don't think this has taught me a lesson !
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.