It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.
Tallulah BankheadAll my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.
Tallulah BankheadIt's unlikely I'll ever submit to a psychiatrist's couch. I don't want some stranger prowling around through my psyche, monkeying with my id. I don't need an analyst to tell me that I have never had any sense of security. Who has?
Tallulah Bankhead(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
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