In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.
It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.
I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.
I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'