Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years.

A frozen daiquiri of a scorching afternoon is soothing. It makes living more tolerable.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.