It took him forever to get to downtown Vancouver although Tony had to admit that saving the world by public transportation was a particularly Canadian way to do things.

What goes on between a man and his missus is nobody's business; especially where desert toppin's involved.

Empty words show an empty mind, and silence speaks most eloquently of all.

I tell you what I won't put up with. You chose how to behave.

All writers believe in the magic of books; Jim Hines has created a system where that magic becomes real, usable, and very definitely not always safe.

Better the comfort of a lie than the absurdity of the truth.

Violence is never the answer but sometimes, like with cockroaches, it is the only possible response.