It took him forever to get to downtown Vancouver although Tony had to admit that saving the world by public transportation was a particularly Canadian way to do things.

Bards were terrible at keeping secrets. They insisted on putting them to music.

All writers believe in the magic of books; Jim Hines has created a system where that magic becomes real, usable, and very definitely not always safe.

Violence is never the answer but sometimes, like with cockroaches, it is the only possible response.

What goes on between a man and his missus is nobody's business; especially where desert toppin's involved.

Large men in black plate mail with red cloaks and plumes don't sneak worth a damn.

Most people don't care who's in charge as long as someone is.