It took him forever to get to downtown Vancouver although Tony had to admit that saving the world by public transportation was a particularly Canadian way to do things.

What do they do for a village idiot when you're here?

I tell you what I won't put up with. You chose how to behave.

Bards were terrible at keeping secrets. They insisted on putting them to music.

All writers believe in the magic of books; Jim Hines has created a system where that magic becomes real, usable, and very definitely not always safe.

Large men in black plate mail with red cloaks and plumes don't sneak worth a damn.

Empty words show an empty mind, and silence speaks most eloquently of all.