What goes on between a man and his missus is nobody's business; especially where desert toppin's involved.
I'm sorry." About what?" He shrugged, made uncomfortable by the question."I'm not sure. It's a Canadian thing.
I tell you what I won't put up with. You chose how to behave.
Large men in black plate mail with red cloaks and plumes don't sneak worth a damn.
Bards were terrible at keeping secrets. They insisted on putting them to music.
All writers believe in the magic of books; Jim Hines has created a system where that magic becomes real, usable, and very definitely not always safe.