What do they do for a village idiot when you're here?
Bards were terrible at keeping secrets. They insisted on putting them to music.
I tell you what I won't put up with. You chose how to behave.
Violence is never the answer but sometimes, like with cockroaches, it is the only possible response.
Most people don't care who's in charge as long as someone is.
Better the comfort of a lie than the absurdity of the truth.