The world tilted slightly sideways. 'I think I need to sit down.' The floor seemed like the best option. It was close and he'd already proved that he could hit it. His legs folded.

All writers believe in the magic of books; Jim Hines has created a system where that magic becomes real, usable, and very definitely not always safe.

I tell you what I won't put up with. You chose how to behave.

Better the comfort of a lie than the absurdity of the truth.

Bards were terrible at keeping secrets. They insisted on putting them to music.

Most people don't care who's in charge as long as someone is.

What goes on between a man and his missus is nobody's business; especially where desert toppin's involved.