Bards were terrible at keeping secrets. They insisted on putting them to music.

I'm sorry." About what?" He shrugged, made uncomfortable by the question."I'm not sure. It's a Canadian thing.

Violence is never the answer but sometimes, like with cockroaches, it is the only possible response.

Most people don't care who's in charge as long as someone is.

Large men in black plate mail with red cloaks and plumes don't sneak worth a damn.

The world tilted slightly sideways. 'I think I need to sit down.' The floor seemed like the best option. It was close and he'd already proved that he could hit it. His legs folded.

Bards were terrible at keeping secrets. They insisted on putting them to music.