What do they do for a village idiot when you're here?

Violence is never the answer but sometimes, like with cockroaches, it is the only possible response.

It took him forever to get to downtown Vancouver although Tony had to admit that saving the world by public transportation was a particularly Canadian way to do things.

What goes on between a man and his missus is nobody's business; especially where desert toppin's involved.

Empty words show an empty mind, and silence speaks most eloquently of all.

I tell you what I won't put up with. You chose how to behave.

Most people don't care who's in charge as long as someone is.