I think there comes a time in any comedian's career where they can either coast or keep growing and evolving.

You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. Yeah, I don't know which one was more pathetic: that he used the phrase 'second base' or that he hadn't been there in six months?

Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off.

Opening for Louis C.K. during his "Hilarious" tour was a great experience for me. He is the generation just ahead of me, because he started so young.

A crowd is the only way to know if something works. Telling a friend or two doesn't matter. A crowd is what tells you what works or doesn't, so I'd rather go in front of them cold and see.

Comedy clubs are arguably one of the last bastions of uncensored, public free speech.