I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop.

I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.

If there is one thing I am, it's always right.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

I'd like to have James Brown as my singer. I already have the best drummer, Tommy Clufetos. I've jammed a bunch with John Entwistle, and it was like a musical orgy. That guy is a living, breathing, grunting rhythm. For horns, let's go with the Stax/Volt guys, and I'm going to have Steve Cropper on standby just in case I want a rhythm guitarist.

Every study on crime and or firearms proves time and time again, that 99.99999% of American gun owners do not commit crimes or use our firearms in any dangerous or improper way.

For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.