My father always said that if you want oranges, you have to go to where the oranges grow.

If you're not going to do your job, get out of here. Don't mess up my work. This is how I feed my family.

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor.

So I show appreciation for the little gifts that have been handed to me.

We both can be the most beautiful and benevolent creatures on the planet, but then there's another side that can be as harsh and as ugly as the darkest thing you could imagine seeing.

If evolution works, why are monkeys still around?

It's just me and my guitar, and the rhythm's from there, and the poetry of life.