She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person.
Terry PratchettVerence would rather cut his own leg off than put a witch in prison, since it'd save trouble in the long run and probably be less painful.
Terry PratchettI read the best works of some of the best satirists, and indeed best writers from the beginning of the Victorian era to about the 1960s. If you want to be a blacksmith, you go and watch the blacksmith working, and you work out what the blacksmith does.
Terry PratchettLessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it.
Terry Pratchett