Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called geography.

And never resist a perfect moment.

Where's the pleasure in bein' the winner if the loser ain't alive to know they've lost?

Nature abhors a lot of things, including vacuums, ships called the Marie Celeste, and the chuck keys for electric drills.

Mister Teatime had a truly brilliant mind, but it was brilliant like a fractured mirror, all marvellous facets and rainbows but, ultimately, also something that was broken.

The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.

Don't look back!" "Why not?" "Because I just did! Run faster!