She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person.

Fate can be one mean god at times.

Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.

Mum had done everything you need to educate a kid. She made me a kid who likes books and she told me about 'Wind in the Willows' and read it and I thought this is weird, Rat, Mole, Toad and my first ever Bolshie thought - you know about 'The Wind in the Willows.'

I can't stand any music that requires its singers to be so dumb they wear their baseball caps backwards.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire," said Miss Tick. "There may be no survivors.