Magic never dies. It merely fades away.

Let's see, now... in HOGFATHER there are a number of stabbings, someone's killed by a man made of knives, someone's killed by the dark, and someone just been killed by a wardrobe. It's a book about the magic of childhood. You can tell.

Just to keep bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.

I think," he said, "I think, if you want thousands, you have to fight for one.

If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something.

Raising the flag and singing the anthem are, while somewhat suspicious, not in themselves acts of treason.

I never said nothing..." "I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You've got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn't dead!