You'll see! We're going to the palace. Fetch Angua. We might need her. And bring the search warrant. You mean the sledgehammer, sir? Yes.

You can think and you can fight, but the world's always movin', and if you wanna stay ahead you gotta dance.

There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.

Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture.

When a man is tired of Ankh-Morpork, he is tired of ankle-deep slurry.

We have been so successful in the past century at the art of living longer and staying alive that we have forgotten how to die. Too often we learn the hard way. As soon as the baby boomers pass pensionable age, their lesson will be harsher still.

Legends don't have to make sense. They just have to be beautiful. Or at least interesting.