There have been better attempts at marching, and they have been made by penguins.

Matter exploded into being, apparently as chaos, but in fact as a chord. The ultimate power chord.

Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.

I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends, I read somewhere.

At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.

We've strayed into a zone with a high magical index,' he said. 'Don't ask me how. Once upon a time a really powerful magic field must have been generated here, and we're feeling the after-effects.' Precisely,' said a passing bush.