There have been better attempts at marching, and they have been made by penguins.

Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.

...it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done.

If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story.

He was currently wondering vaguely who Moey and Chandon were.

The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.

There is always time for another last minute