No more words. We know them all, all the words that should not be said. But you have made my world more perfect.

My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.

His sister had been sent down to the village to ask Mistress Garlick the witch how you stopped spelling recommendation.

The Battle of Koom Valley is the only one known to history where both sides ambushed each other.

Logic is a wonderful thing but doesn't always beat actual thought.

Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge.

I ushered souls into the next world. I was the grave of all hope. I was the ultimate reality. I was the assassin against whom no lock would hold. - "Yes, point taken, but do you have any particular skills?"