It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.

WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW?

Be careful what you wish for. You never know who will be listening.

I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me.

But ye gotta know where ye're just gonna rush in. Ye cannae just rush in anywhere. It looks bad, havin' to rush oout again straight awa'.

It's the end game that people dread and that's what I'm scared of

Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a red flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front of someone who was annoyed by it.