Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.

He was determined to discover the underlying logic behind the universe. Which was going to be hard, because there wasn't one.

If you want to change a whole people, then you start with the girls. It stands to reason: they learn faster, and they pass on what they learn to their children.

The harder I work, the luckier I become.

Lord Vetinari lifted an eyebrow with the care of one who, having found a piece of caterpillar in his salad, raises the rest of the lettuce.

Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.

Neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes, but both reported it as a success.