One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.

Welcome to fear, said Moist to himself. It's hope, turned inside out. You know it can't go wrong, you're sure it can't go wrong... But it might.

When it's time to stop living, I will certainly make Death my number one choice!

But…but you can’t treat religion as a sort of buffet, can you? I mean, you can’t say yes please, I’ll have some of the Celestial Paradise and a helping of the Divine Plan but go easy on the kneeling and none of the Prohibition of Images, they give me wind. Its table d´hôte or nothing, otherwise…well, it would be silly.

Omens are everywhere in this world you just have to find the one that fits.

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can.

All was black, gloomy and awful. There was no light at the end of the tunnel - or if there was, it was an oncoming train.