One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.

History, contrary to popular theories, is kings and dates and battles.

"I'm sorry, I just got carried away," hissed Aziraphale.

Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves.

Every step is a first step if it's a step in the right direction.

Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.

It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.