If women were as good as men they'd be a lot better!
Learnin’ how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them.
Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?
It's hard to be famous and alive.
I don't want to hurt you, Mistress Weatherwax," said Mrs Gogol. "That's good," said Granny. "I don't want you to hurt me either.
Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.