Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.

A witch who is bored might do ANYTHING. People said things like 'we had to make our own amusements in those days' as if this signified some kind of moral worth, and perhaps it did, but the last thing you wanted a witch to do was get bored and start making her own amusements, because witches sometimes had famously erratic ideas about what was amusing.

I'd like to walk on the moon (and return).

This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here.

There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.

People don't like to say comic so they say Graphic Novel, despite the fact that I don't think the true Graphic Novel has been written anywhere.

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.