He hated games they made the world look too simple. Chess, in particular, had always annoyed him. It was the dumb way the pawns went off and slaughtered their fellow pawns while the king lounged about doing nothing. If only the pawns would've united ... the whole board could've been a republic in about a dozen moves.
Terry PratchettIt is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
Terry PratchettPeople are content to wait a long time for salvation, but prefer dinner to turn up inside an hour.
Terry Pratchett