Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.
Terry PratchettMaybe the only significant difference between a really smart simulation and a human being was the noise they made when you punched them.
Terry PratchettDogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. Men made dogs, they took wolves and gave them human things - unnecessary intelligence, names, a desire to belong, and a twitching inferiority complex. All dogs dream wolf dreams, and know they're dreaming of biting their Maker. Every dog knows, deep in his heart, that he is a Bad Dog.
Terry Pratchett