These weren't encouraged in the city, since the heft and throw of a longbow's arrow could send it through an innocent bystander a hundred yards away instead of the innocent bystander at whom it was aimed.

It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes. This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers

How do you get all those coins?" asked Mort. IN PAIRS.

What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

Everything starts somewhere, though many physicists disagree. But people have always been dimly aware of the problem with the start of things. They wonder how the snowplough driver gets to work, or how the makers of dictionaries look up the spelling of words.

One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either.

He's out of his depth on a wet pavement.