Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it." "No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.

Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero.

Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them.

Ye know full well that the meaning of life is to find your gift. To find your gift is happiness. Never tae find it is misery.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can't think why, 'cos it's not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You'd think they'd take the hint, wouldn't you?

I know it’s not the right thing to say to a lady, miss, but you are sweating like a pig!" "My mother always said that horses sweat, men perspire, and ladies merely glow…" "Is that so? Well, miss, you are glowing like a pig!