In order to have a change of fortune at the last minute, you have to take your fortune to the last minute.

It's not lying when you do it to officers!

If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story.

A good banana daiquiri is hard to come by. I've only ever found one place in this country that makes a proper one, and that's in Leeds.

It was long after midnight and the stars looked damp and chilly; the air was full of the busy silence of the night, which is created by hundreds of small furry things treading very carefully in the hope of finding dinner while avoiding being the main course.

What's the orbital velocity of the moon?

And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.