He had never been interested in stories at any age, and had never quite understood the basic concept. He'd never read a work of fiction all the way through. He did remember, as a small boy, being really annoyed at the depiction of Hickory Dickory Dock in a rag book of nursery rhymes because the clock in the drawing was completely wrong for the period.
Terry PratchettHeโsh mad?โ โSort of mad. But mad with lots of money.โ โAh, then he canโt be mad. Iโve been around; if a man hash lotsh of money heโsh just ecshentric.
Terry Pratchett