Look, that's why there's rules, understand? So that you think before you break 'em.
Oh, well...up until now it had been a good day, in a horrible kind of way.
In the world I live in, 'not worse' is nearly as good as 'better'.
Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!
This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.
Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them.