Let grammar, punctuation, and spelling into your life! Even the most energetic and wonderful mess has to be turned into sentences.

History, contrary to popular theories, is kings and dates and battles.

The only thing more dangerous then a vampire crazed with blood lust was a vampire crazed with anything else. All the meticulous single-mindedness that went into finding young women who slept with their bedroom window open got channeled into some other interest, with merciless and painstaking efficiency.

only to people!' shouted Rincewind. He drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.

The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.

This is Morbidia," said Vlad. "Although she's been calling herself Tracy lately, to be cool.

And the people next door oppress me all night long. I tell them, I work all day, a man's got to have some time to learn to play the tuba. That's oppression, that is. If I'm not under the heel of the oppressor, I don't know who is.