Anyway, it's like with bikes,' said the first speaker authoritatively. 'I thought I was going to get this bike with seven gears and one of them razorblade saddles and purple paint and everything, and they gave me this light blue one. With a basket. A girl's bike.' 'Well. You're a girl,' said one of the others. 'That's sexism, that is. Going around giving people girly presents just because they're a girl.

Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?” “Yes,” said the wizard bitterly, “us.

I think you should be proud of not being worse than just deeply introverted and socially maladjusted.

Ridcully was to management what King Herod was to the Bethlehem Playgroup Association.

Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?'

Humans need fantasy in order to be human.

Look, he said to his imagination, if this is how you're going to behave, I shan't bring you again.