Anyway, it's like with bikes,' said the first speaker authoritatively. 'I thought I was going to get this bike with seven gears and one of them razorblade saddles and purple paint and everything, and they gave me this light blue one. With a basket. A girl's bike.' 'Well. You're a girl,' said one of the others. 'That's sexism, that is. Going around giving people girly presents just because they're a girl.
Terry PratchettThe thing with crowns is, it isn't the putting them on that's the problem, it's the taking them off.
Terry PratchettIt was the living who ignored the strange and wonderful, because life was too full of the boring and mundane.
Terry Pratchett