Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!

I may be daft but I'm no' stupid!

Sister Mary was a nurse and nurses, whatever their creed, are primarily nurses, which had a lot to do with wearing your watch upside down, keeping calm in emergencies, and dying for a cup of tea.

But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection.One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.

He stared at his feet. “I’m still very ignorant,” he said, “but at least I’m ignorant about really important things.

Who knows what the future holds.

There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.