(About a cookbook...) - What about this one? Maids of Honor? - Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

His sister had been sent down to the village to ask Mistress Garlick the witch how you stopped spelling recommendation.

The dwarfs can turn lead into gold... It reached the pointy ears of the dwarfs. -Can we? -Damned if I know. I can't. -Yeah, but if you could, you wouldn't say. I wouldn't say, if I could. -Can you? -No! -Ah-ha!

Raising the flag and singing the anthem are, while somewhat suspicious, not in themselves acts of treason.

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called geography.

He was determined to discover the underlying logic behind the universe. Which was going to be hard, because there wasn't one.