Well, yes, but it's not about the football." "You're saying that football is not about football?" "It's the sharing," she said. "It's being part of the crowd. It's chanting together. It's all of it. the whole thing.

The conversation of human beings seldom interested him, but it crossed his mind that the males and females always got along best when neither actually listened fully to what the other one was saying.

All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed.

If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.

It's hard to be famous and alive.

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.

She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.