Even if it's not your fault, it's your responsibility.

"Out of Print" is bookseller speak for "We can't be hedgehogged".

It was, according to the history books, the fastest coronation since Bubric the Saxon crowned himself with a very pointy crown on a hill during a thunderstorm, and reigned for one and a half seconds.

Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!

What's the orbital velocity of the moon?

And what had he wanted? He'd never sat down to think about it. But mostly, he wanted yesterday to be different from today.

Granddad was superstitious about books. He thought that if you had enough of them around, education leaked out, like radioactivity.