People don't alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it.
Terry PratchettThey didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you're alive, when you really shouldn't be.
Terry PratchettWhut's the plan, Rob?" said one of them. "Okay, lads, this is what we'll do. As soon as we see somethin', we'll attack it. Right?" This caused a cheer. "Ach, 'tis a good plan," said Daft Wullie.
Terry PratchettAt least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
Terry Pratchett