You can't remember the plot of the Dr Who movie because it didn't have one, just a lot of plot holes strung together. It did have a lot of flashing lights, though.

There's one thing you can say for air pollution, you get utterly amazing sunrises.

'Don't think of it as dying,' said Death. 'Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.'

Certainly the Americans want to buy rights, but have no idea what to do with them.

If women were as good as men they'd be a lot better!

All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.

Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because - what with trolls and dwarfs and so on - speciesism was more interesting. Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green.