I wish that the people who sing about the deeds of heroes would think about the people who have to clear up after them.
Terry PratchettHis sister had been sent down to the village to ask Mistress Garlick the witch how you stopped spelling recommendation.
Terry PratchettTake it from me, whenever you see a bunch of buggers puttering around talking about truth and beauty and the best way of attacking Ethics, you can bet your sandals it's all because dozens of other poor buggers are doing all the real work around the place.
Terry PratchettMost gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.
Terry PratchettThey were small, brightly coloured, happy little creatures who secreted some of the nastiest toxins in the world, which is why the job of looking after the large vivarium where they happily passed their days was given to first-year students, on the basis that if they got things wrong there wouldn't be too much education wasted.
Terry Pratchett