The brain works fast when it thinks it’s about to be cut in half.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

You can think and you can fight, but the world's always movin', and if you wanna stay ahead you gotta dance.

Carpe Jugulum," read Agnes aloud. "That's... well, Carpe Diem is 'Sieze the Day,' so this means-" "Go for the throat

Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?” “Yes,” said the wizard bitterly, “us.

I thought it very strange, and very sad, that the fairy kingdom largely appears to be English. I thought it was time for some regional representation. And the Nac Mac Feegle are, well, they're like tiny little Scottish Smurfs who have seen Braveheart altogether too many times.

Young adults that actually read are reading bodice rippers and best-sellers and me. And Horror.