It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but the plain fact of the matter was that the Disc was manifestly traversing space on the back of a giant turtle and the gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows.

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.

Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.

I think," he said, "I think, if you want thousands, you have to fight for one.

It's no wonder most religions are born in the desert, because when men lay beneath that boundless night sky and look up at the infinite expanse of creation they have an uncontrollable urge to put something in the way .

All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.

It's hard to be famous and alive.