My name is unpronounceable in your tongue, woman,” it said. “I’ll be the judge of that,” warned Granny, and added, “Don’t call me woman.” “Very well. My name is WxrtHltl-jwlpklz,” said the demon smugly.

It's a sword. said the Hogfather. They're not meant to be safe.

You know what I'd really, really like? What I'd pay MONEY for? A ZX81 with a disc drive. I understood the ZX81. It was so easy to interface stuff to it.

This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here.

I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people.

One day I'll be dead and THEN you'll all be sorry.

I'm not really good at fun-to-know, human interest stuff. We're not 'celebrities', whose life itself is a performance. Good or bad or ugly, we are our words. They're what people meet.