At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.

Don't you *ever* let go?" "I haven't yet." "Why?" "I suppose... because in this world, after everyone panics, there's always got to be someone to tip the wee out of the shoe.

He was determined to discover the underlying logic behind the universe. Which was going to be hard, because there wasn't one.

Its useful to go out of this world and see it from the perspective of another one.

Tiffany has been apprenticing as a witch by visiting people in need with her mentor. After meeting with one particularly sad case, she tells her mentor, "It shouldn't be like this." Her mentor replies, "There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.

I thought jet planes were just trucks with more wings and less wheels.

Mort was already aware that love made you feel hot and cold and cruel and weak, but he hadn't realized that it could make you stupid.