At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.

I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it’s my business.

Most people who have found that they are more intelligent than most around them, have yet to learn that one of the most intelligent things they can do is prevent said people ever finding this out.

Vimes had got around to a Clean Desk policy. It was a Clean Floor strategy that eluded him at the moment.

The girls were expected to grow up to be somebody's wife. They were also expected to read and write, those being considered soft indoor jobs that were too fiddly for the boys.

The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.