Give anyone a lever long enough and they can change the world. It's unreliable levers that are the problem.

If I knew that I could die, I would live. My life, my death, my choice.

Building a temple didn't mean you believed in gods, it just meant you believed in architecture.

It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country," he read. "This means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind.

Ridcully was to management what King Herod was to the Bethlehem Playgroup Association.

When you break rules, break 'em good and hard

It's tough at the top. It's tough at the bottom. But in between you could use them for horse-shoes.