Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.

The mountains of madness have many little plateau of sanity.

Botswana is also the only country in the world with a colour in its flag meant to represent rain (a sort of blue-grey). Not many people know this.

"Out of Print" is bookseller speak for "We can't be hedgehogged".

Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.

It is a mistake trying to cheer up camels. You may as well drop meringues into a black hole.

And that's what I don't like about magic, Captain. 'cos it's *magic*. You can't ask questions, it's magic. It doesn't explain anything, it's magic. You don't know where it comes from, it's magic! That's what I don't like about magic, it does everything by magic!