Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.

Matter exploded into being, apparently as chaos, but in fact as a chord. The ultimate power chord.

Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.

I wish that the people who sing about the deeds of heroes would think about the people who have to clear up after them.

In defiance of Miss Maccalariat I'd like to commit hanky-panky with you, Miss Adora Belle Dearheart... well, certainly hanky, and possibly panky when we get to know one another better.

A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse hanging out of his trousers, either, but no one would have actually started a war if he had.

Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge.