Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.

Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves.

A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.

But that was just it - hate was exactly the right word. Hate is a force of attraction. Hate is just love with its back turned.

Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people.

God moves in extremely mysterious, not to say, circuitous ways. God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, ie., everybody, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.

You haven't really been anywhere until you've got back home.