Vimes's lack of interest in other people's children was limitless.

He sighed. It had come to this. He was a responsible authority, and people could use terms like "core values" at him with impunity.

I do note with interest that old women in my books become young women on the covers... this is discrimination against the chronologically gifted.

It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.

Some People think 'coven' is a word for a group of witches, and it's true that's what the dictionary says. But the real word for a group of witches is 'an argument'.

We are monkeys. We like to chatter. Chattering doesn't cost us anything.

Corporal Nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving