Television contracts the imagination and radio expands it.

Television contracts the imagination and radio expands it.

Sadly, I cant avoid being 75. Like many people of my age, we are all heading towards the grim reaper, and I am clinging on. I just to have to sharpen my fingernails a little so that I can hang on for longer!

Who knows what hellish future lies ahead? ... Actually, I do. I've seen the rehearsals.

Worried about a skin condition? Leap smartly into a bath of porridge.

I don't make the mistake of thinking it's a major musical event. I love the Eurovision Song Contest and it will continue long after I'm gone. Just please don't ask me to take it seriously.

There's not enough silliness in the world. Eurovision helps to keep it balanced.