My songs are my kids. Some of them stay with me, some others I have to send out, out to the war. It might sound stupid and it might even sound naive, but that's just the way it is.

Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.

I'm not a martyr, just a musician who dies for your sins. Oh, that's what a martyr is? Very well then, I am a martyr, if you insist.

If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.

I guess I am narcisstic, but only in the sense that I am brilliant and tortured as well

I became a vegan because I'm better than you

People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.