I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.

The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour there, or is it a hammer?

I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!

I hate cars. They are so loud, and ugly, and full of toxic exhaust, like radiohead fans.

There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for booking online who resembled him named Patches. Needless to say, Patches is dead now.

It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.