I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.

The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.

I'm terrified of lasagna. I think it was to eat ME!

Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.

When you're a parent, then you still have to commit to this concept of, "Okay, I'm basically out of action now for three months."

My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).