I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous of Thom Yorke.

Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small they invited me on but nobody was laughing at my jokes. I guess I'm just, too, particularly smart for them.

My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol

I'm actually an athiest. That's kind of deep you must admit.