The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

I suppose one thing that's always fascinated me is that thing where you're a band and you want to start recording and you get a label and a producer, and then there's that pressure to go out there and really toil.

I've never believed that pop music is escapist trash. There's always a darkness in it, even amidst great pop music.

What the hell am I doing here?

It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.

The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks

I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.