The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

I think no artist can claim to have any access to the truth, or an authentic version of an event. But obviously they have slightly better means at their disposal because they have their art to energize whatever it is they're trying to write about. They have music.

I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.

I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that beat me up as a boy, assuming they are still attending.