The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

I think no artist can claim to have any access to the truth, or an authentic version of an event. But obviously they have slightly better means at their disposal because they have their art to energize whatever it is they're trying to write about. They have music.

My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth

I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.

Are you feeling lucky? Cause I'm on a roll.

I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.

I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world. They're just sitting there. I can hit them with a two by four.